purple people eater

While fleeing from the approach of the Nameless One a cynical Eric queries the danger, saying that they've fought everything in the Realm from five-headed dragons to one-horned Vengers. Presto adds that they haven't fought a triple-eyed, double-fanged, flying, purple people eater (paraphrasing Sheb Wooly's description of the "one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater" from his 1958 song The Purple People Eater). Bobby corrects Presto, saying that he fought a purple people eater last week.

Whether Bobby is joking or whether the battle occurred is unknown but probably the former, despite the Realm's fantastic bestiary.

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